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Monday, May 10, 2010

WHERE TO CROSS THE BORDER??

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally,
You Get Shot.


If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally
You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally
You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally
You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

If You ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER
YOU GET:

- MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
- A Driving License,
- Voting Rights,
- Job Reservation,

- Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
- Credit Cards,
- Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,

OH MALAYSIA,WHAT A GREAT COUNTRY!!!

*taken from e-mail.

8 comments:

sepul said...

hahaha.. not only indonesian... tapi juga kepada myanmar,bangla,nepal dan sewaktu dengan nya

kucingorengemok said...

hihihi...

eh tapi ye ke health care free? katanya mahal untuk dia orang

Anonymous said...

axim..
leh x lainkali guna jangan warna kuning.. susah nk baca laarr

bluecrystaldude said...

Hahaha. cam haram~ Betul gak tapi. hehe

Faisal Admar said...

careful honey, i bet some other peoples are reading your blog :P

✿ y.a.n.i.e budak G.E.B.U ✿ said...

azim....kursus kat bangi...
tak turun putrajaya pun...?

kalau tak, leh jumpa...

mummysyafie said...

sungguh baik hati..:)

miMiE aZiMaSK ^V^ said...

aha kan axim...

itu pun ada yg tak bersyukur lagik.. kenapa tak di amalkan dasar tutup pintu ekhh???

maksud kat sini.. bukan nak jadi kejam.. cuma perketat kan apa yg perlu.. nie macam longgar sgt.. so rakyat jadi mcm org asing.. org asing macam tak sedar diri duduk bumi orang.. emmm apa lah nak jadik....

sok sok politician pun leh org luar kot.... huhuhuh

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