Ceritera JumaaT

Cerita 1:Tentang RAM

Pagi ni nak berserita tentang PC dalam opis aku nih..sejak dua menjak nih jadi lembap tak tentu fasal...kadang-kadang hang dan kadang-kadang not responding...sampai aku yang jadik mereng..Geram tak yah nak bagitau la...sib baik aku tak sumpah seranah jer komputer ni,sebab aku tau kom ni bukan tau menatang haper pun kalau aku maki hamun dia.

Last-last tadi aku kol bahagian IT dan aku explain la pasal kom aku yang bermasalah nih,dengan pantas technician IT datang dan menawarkan untuk memasang RAM 256 dalam kom aku...waaahhh ini sudah bagus,menjadikan keseluruhan nya 624 MB RAM..laju le sikit PC ni dapat process maklumat tanpa stuck...Pasni lagi rancak la berblogging..(ooppppsss berblogging masa kerja kah?terlebih sudah...)..kalau boss aku tau ni mamposs........

*Ilustrasi diatas adalah RAM yang dipasang sebentar tadi.

Cerita 2: Tentang Kerang

Ni aku nak cerita plak pasal makanan laut nih,kerang namanya.pagi tadi boleh plak sorang rakan opis bawak kerang bakar untuk breakfeast..buang tebiat ke hapa?pelik aku tengok orang makan kerang di pagi hari..bukankah Malaysian akan makan nasi lemak atau roti canai atau kuih muih sahaj di pagi hari?tapi ni kerang...diulangi KERANNNGG....impossible...impossible..

Nak di jadikan cerita member opis aku nih ajak la aku join makan kerang ni skali..aku dengan penuh musykil nyer pun(ditambah plak dengan perut berbunyik-bunyik sebab semalam tak makan) menjoin kan diri je lah,bunyi join cam ramai tapi actually aku ngan dier jer..(bukan enchek Salman yer)..member aku ni kata ni kerang bakar beli kat restoran semalam,tapi sebab tak sempat nak makan(aku pun tak paham apa yang tak sempat)maka dia bawak ke opis arini.

Bila da start makan,sedap la pulop...maka dengan gigihnya kitorang pun menghabiskan la kerang yang ada tu...kali nih everything is possible...possible..ngehngengeh..boleh tahan sedap jugak kerang nih...boleh la carik malam ni...hiks...

*illustrasi krang bakar carry forward dari semalam.

Cerita 3: Tentang Cuti

Masuk je opis pagi tadi,tak putus-putus staff datang antar borang cuti..cuti untuk minggu depan.Aku tau la ni musim cuti sekolah tapi kalau sumer da cuti saper yang tinggal nak menyelesaikan apa-apa permasalahn kerja di opis nih..diorang ni pun satu,pakat-pakat la bergilir cuti pakcik-makcik oii...last-last aku plak yang kena arrange cuti diorang..mana yang bleh cuti mana yang tak bleh cuti.

*Illustrasi borang cuti yang di submit pagi nih.

Aku paham la korang mesti nak bawak kuarga pi jalan-jalan atau makan angin,but ur job still must be priorotize first..Bukan aku menghalang tapi demi kebaikan kita bersama jugak nanti..jangan marah yer ibu-ibu,kakak-kakak,abang-abang,adik adik..Enchek Axim tidak sezalim yang korang sangkakan k.Kalu boleh aku pun nak bercuti panjang..Tapi apakan daya..

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The End,Sekian dulu untuk kali nih.

The Torch already Passed

Sometimes my true weakness is being way too nice with certain person,which mean i'm gonna be someone that willing to do anything,without thinking about myself at all. And that's when i'm go wrong,because people tend to misjudges about it,at the end of the day i'm da one who suffered-and it's backfired on me.I tried to be perfect but it seems like nothing was worth it.So what do i do?

It's time.time to think about myself.time to change everythings that make my life miserable.Time to heal all the wound inside me,and probably this is da best time to moved on.

I'm not ready to make nice anymore.I'm not gonna be the same person like i used to be,because now i know dis is da cruel world that need a selfish person-i mean,in specific condition.Being nicer makes me weak,and now i'm stronger than i've ever be.Thank you-So much-to You.and with this,i'm trying to let you know that i'm better off on my own.

Not Ready To Make Nice-Dixie Chicks

Forgive, sounds good

Forget, I’m not sure I could

They say time heals everything

But I’m still waiting

I’m through with doubt
There’s nothing left for me to figure out
I’ve paid a price
And I’ll keep paying

I’m not ready to make nice
I’m not ready to back down
I’m still mad as hell and
I don’t have time to go round and round and round
It’s too late to make it right
I probably wouldn’t if I could
‘Cause I’m mad as hell
Can’t bring myself to do what it is you think I should

I know you said
Can’t you just get over it
It turned my whole world around
And I kind of like it

I made my bed and
I sleep like a baby
With no regrets and
I don’t mind sayin
’It’s a sad sad story when a mother will teach her
Daughter that she ought to hate a perfect stranger
And how in the world can the words that I said
Send somebody so over the edge
That they’d write me a letterSayin’ that
I better shut up and sing
Or my life will be over

I’m not ready to make nice
I’m not ready to back down
I’m still mad as hell and
I don’t have time to go round and round and round
It’s too late to make it right
I probably wouldn’t if I could
‘Cause I’m mad as hell
Can’t bring myself to do what it is you think I should

I’m not ready to make nice
I’m not ready to back down
I’m still mad as hell and
I don’t have time to go round and round and round
It’s too late to make it right
I probably wouldn’t if I could
‘Cause I’m mad as hell
Can’t bring myself to do what it is you think I should

Forgive, sounds good
Forget, I’m not sure I could
They say time heals everything
But I’m still waiting

*i think i'm so lucky if one day i'll wake up and already forget everythings...then i'll moved on with the brand new life-brand new me-brand new started...where everythings seem so clear to me..i guess i knew it all along.

Sweet Revenged

Kembali lagi kita bersiaran dalam rancangan jalan-jalan mencri makanan bersama Enchek Axim.Kali ni krew kami akan membawakan anda ke sebuah restoran yang tidak asing lagi,sebuah restoran yang berkonsepkan makanan itali,ianya merupakan sebuah restoran yang hamat glemer juga di abad ini-memperkenalkan Restoran Pizza Hut..(diiringi muzik yang mendebarkan).

Bagi episod ini selebriti undangan kita tidak lain tak bukan pastinya enchek Salman(selebriti kah?lagipun tu jer teman makan yang aku ada..haha)..Enchek Axim dalam misi mencari Spaghetti Bolognaise di Pizza Hut ini sebagai tanda tidak puas hati beliau terhadp spaghetti TESCO yang di makan tengahari semalam.

Dan ini dia yer tuan-tuan dan puan-puan,Restoran Pizza Hut ini bertempat di TESCO (lagi?dah tu jer yang dekat ngan opis aku,makan jauh-jauh tak sempat lak nak balik sebelum pukul 2)..dan lokasinya yang agak tersorok tidak menghalang lansung orang ramai dari mendekati restoran ini.

Dengan menunya yang berbagai-bagai,namun Enchek Axim tetap tegar untuk menorder Spaghetti Bolognaise,wlaupun Spaghetti di sini mungkin tidak sesedap di William(bak kata lily dan Inah),

Ini dia selebriti(?) undangan kita pada hari ini-Enchek Salman(buat kali ke seratus nya aku mengumukan nama dia dalam blog aku nih)..kali ini dia tampak tidak kekok dan segan lagi untuk bergambar setelah terkena serangan lazer dari orang inih semalam(kehkehkeh)..

Ini pula Hos kita untuk episod kali ini-Enchek Axim merangkap orang yang kuat makan.Sebab tuh badan dier beso semacam jer...(kuikuikui-maaf naa,terkutuk diri sendiri plak)..Tampaknya dia nih tak sabar-sabar lagi menunggu hidangan tiba sebab nak tibai cukup-cukup..tungguuuu....

*Piza yang kami order ialah Thai Chicken-atas tuh topping ngan chicken and nenas

*Dan ini pula Spaghetti Bolognaise yang di pinta,Enchek Axim teruja bangat tuh..

Kan aku dah kata,tengok la cara dia sumbat Spaghetti dalam mulut tuh-macam tak nyempat-nyempat...sabor sikit naaa....Tak lari nyer spaghetti di kejar...lain la kalau Enchek Salman tetiber menyambar spaghetti tuh dari pinggan..tu lain citer la..ish ish ish..anak sapo lah ni..ish ish ish..

*Stick Bread-nak order Garlic Bread tapi da habis...Hampeh betul laa...

*Konon-konon dah kenyang la nih..tak larat nak habiskan..takder maknanya..


*uik,ada lagi rupanya menu lain...Ini nama nyer Kepak ayam,harganya murah ajor,cek sendiri kat Piza Hut berdekatan.

*mmmmm sedapnya kepak ayam nih..(errkk sejak bila aku makan kepak ayam nih?konpius konpius..)

Dan seperti biasa minuman yang ada ialah air Pepsi kalau tak silap saya..Pepsi ke Coke..ntah lah...tak reti nak bezakan...

*come on...come on...just another one slice ok...

Setelah puas menerai semua makanan nih,krew kami kekenyangan lalu terasa seperti ingin menamatkan penggambaran di situ juga...jadi tiada lagi gambar-gambar untuk tatapan penonton sekelian.Bila Enchek Axim bertemu di gelanggang makan dengan Enchek Salman,Insya Allah semua makanan akan habis dengan licin..nasib baik sudu dan pinggan mangkuk tuh tak boleh nak telan,kalau tak bankrupsi la Restoran nih.(Muzik penghujung Rancangan mula berkumandang)

Enchek Axim:Ingin jalan-jalan Cari makanan?JOM IKUT SAYA..!!!(ayat last bagi episod kali ini.)

*Next shooting esok pulak okeh...jangan ke mana-mana...terus setia bersama kami..

Gimme The Answers Please...

1)If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

2)Can you cry under water?

3)How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

4)Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?

5)Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

6)How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

7)Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

8)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

9)Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

10)Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put moneyin binoculars to look at things on the ground?

11)Why do doctors leave the room while you change?They're going to see you naked anyway. HAHAHA

12)Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

13)Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

14)Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

15)If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

16)Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?They're both dogs!

17)If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

18)If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

19)Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

20)Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

21)Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere,but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

22)Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

*there are so many things in this world that cannot be answered..only God knows everythings..this questions taken from here..

Hadzaa Min Fadhli Robbi

~Secangkir Teh'O Kosong
~Sebungkus Nasi Lemak Ikan
~Sebijik Telur Rebus
~Segulung Kuih Ketayap

Alhamdulillah,sarapan di pagi hari

Tanda masih lagi di murahkan rezeki..

Syukur pada Illahi..

Atas segala nikmat yang tiada Terperi.

*selalu ingat dengan pesanan mak dan abah supaya jangan kufur dengan nikmat tuhan..Segalanya datang dari DIA.

The Road Not Taken

Everytime i look at them
There's something about Old Tree

But i dont Know what it is..
They’re so angular,architechtural and haunting.

You can see that they are soulful,
they've a long lived life
They’ve lost their foliage and their colour and their youth

But they’re still here, making the world a more interesting, more unconventionally beautiful place.

*they will always here..making the world more beautiful in their own way.Just like us,as da day goes by we are getting older,not younger..Appreciate the beauty of life as much as you can,before you're waking up and losing the diamonds while you were busy collecting the stones...

It's a NeW DaY

Keadaan kat tempat kerja lebih teratur hari ni..Banyak benda dapat di selesaikan dengan tenang dan tidak mengambil masa yang lama..apa-apa masalah, cuma hadapi dengan senyum(bak kata DEWA dalam lagu mereka.) Pasti keadaan akan baik-baik aja.Walaupun tak semua dapat diselesaikan dengan mudah,tapi sekurangnya aku mencuba..mencuba untuk mempastikan hari yang aku lalui akan tetap penuh dengan warna.

Tadi tengah hari,kuar lunch..hari ni malas nak pi lunch jauh-jauh,so lunch dekat tempat biasa,TESCO.Medan selera nih sentiasa sarat dengan pelanggan yang ramai memenuhi ruang makan.Mungkin ramai orang lebih selesa untuk lunch di tempat tertutup begini,tak la panas sangat.

*da naik jemu dah aku tengok medan selera nih,hehe
Biasanya kalau datang kat medan selera TESCO nih mesti rambang mata tak tau nak makan apa,dah banyak sangat stall dengan berbagai jenis hidangan..pusing punya pusing-Western Food Corner jua yang menjadi pilihan.Ok gak tuh,aku teringin nak makan spaghetti bolognaise.

*ini chicken Chop enchek Salman
*dan ini plak Spaghetti Bolognaise yang aku punya.
*tengah nak makan nih HP plak wat hal,setting languange lari la...

*makan la dulu,pasni baru tengok apa ke halnya dengan HP aku tuh..

*khusyuk giler enchek Salman menhadap makanan

*makan jangan tak makan...makan jangan tak makan..

*air len che kang(kat tempat aku order eja camnih,tak tau betul ke tak)
*akhirnya aku gagal menhabiskan spaghetti nih,sebab kuahnya cair amat..dan rasanya plak ok,tapi tak memadai untuk aku habiskan..
*Makan len che kang je lah..bab-bab makan nih memang aku cerewet,tak sedap aku tak makan terus.
Ni lah actually masalah ngan HP aku tadi,setting Chinese languange plak yang kuar masa nak tulis mesej,menyebabkan aktiviti SMS tergendala kejap tengahari nih,aku godek punya godek HP nih tak jumpa jugak setting yang mana satu nak tukar english languange balik..last-last aku pi kedai tepon jer nak suh orang kedai tepon tuh tolong tengokkan.
Aku mintak tolong Uncle nih tolong tengokkan..sikit punya lama dia duk belek HP aku nih,last-last tau dak dia cakap apa?

'i tak familiar la ngan u punya HP,so cuba u try cek balik setting languange nih'

Macam nak hempuk je uncle nih bila dia cakap camtuh,sah-sah la aku dah try tukar setting kalau tak watper aku pi mintak tolong dia....hisshh...takper la,aku kena try cari jugak la walau camanapun..ada masalah camnih baru leh belajar banyak lagi pasal HP ni.

*akhirnya aku berjaya setelkan masalah ni sendiri..rupanya just hold dekat * punya tanda pada keypad then the languange will automatically change..bimbo sungguh aku nih..hihi

Oral Fixation

For the better or worse,all i'm asking is the best space for us to fix everythings.The damage is done,and all of the things had been said already.Maybe you wont believe in me forever,but i do believe in you.I do believe that you gonna be someone that you always want to be.i know that you gonna be a better person like we want it to be,from the very beginning.in fact,deep inside my heart i hope you can hold on and try not to jeopardise our relationship.

But i guess i was wrong.i was so wrong.

YOU ARE WAY TOO MUCH Baby..

and now you want to put the blame on me.yeah,i admit that i'm not the perfect person that will granted all of your wish.Back then,will you remember that you are not searching for the perfection-just searching for someone that can complete you.will you remember that?i'm such a fool when i believe in every single things you've said..i'm such a fool when i put my 110% of the trustworthy in you..in other words-nothing was worth it!! i dont believe in you...i used to believe you,but not anymore.

Here's the song that will refresh back all of the things that you've done,just in case you dont remember it clearly.

YOUR LOVE IS A LIE-SIMPLE PLAN

I fall asleep by the telephone
It's 2 O'clock and I'm waiting up alone
Tell me where have you been?
I found a note with another name
You blow a kiss, but it just don't feel the same
Cause I can feel that you're gone

I can't bite my tongue forever
While you try to play it cool
You can hide behind your stories
But don't take me for a fool

You can tell me that there's nobody else
(But I feel it)
You can tell me that you're home by yourself
(But I see it)
You can look into my eyes and pretend all you want
But I know
Your love is just a lie(Lie)
It's nothing but a lie(Lie)

You look so innocent
But the guilt in your voice gives you away
Yeah you know what I mean

How does it feel when you KISS when you know that i trust you
And do you think about me when he FUCKS you?
Could you be more obscene?

So dont try to say you're SORRY
Or try to make it RIGHT
Don't waste your breath because it's too late, it's too late.

You can tell me that there's nobody else
(But I feel it)
You can tell me that you're home by yourself
(But I see it)
You can look into my eyes and pretend all you want
But I know, I know,
Your love is just a lie(Lie)
It's nothing but a lie(Lie)

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A LIE

This time,i dont think i can't take it anymore.I'm sick and tired with all of this stupid stuff..And don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not..i hope you will be happy with your life-life that full with enjoyment and without any restriction.i bet you will.I'm done with this-and for this time-its really over-For real.Sorry for everythings.

*When I say goodbye,I'm gonna leave this a hole behind me...You're gonna wake up feeling sorry,and you're gonna miss me when i'm not there anymore.i REALLY want to leave the past in the past.I moved on already.

Kopi Putih di Bandar yang Tua

Activities: Lunch Time

Venue: Old Town White Coffee

Location: Queensbay Mall,Pulau Pinang

Guest Invited: None,Only Me and Myself.

*full house,i've to wait at about five minutes to get in.

*i need to eat rice-decide to order Nasi Lemak Special-look Delicious

*Just exactly same like the illustration in the menu..

*to cover breakfeast-Kaya Butter Toast..eat it and the butter will melt in ur mouth..mmm
*Iced Lemon Tea,as usual..
*what happen to the reminder-not-to-eat-too-much?i dun know..
*this picture doesn't cut in half,it just slightly cut at the left,so i guess it's ok..(kot..)

It does raise an interesting question though:i've eat at white coffee stall but i didn't order any realted-coffee-menu!!haha..doesn't matter right?as long as i'm full then i consider that i've been blessing for another one day..Thanks God...Alhamdulillah..

*When U feel down because you didn't get what you want,just sit tight and be happy..because God has thought of something better to give you...