Saturday, June 21, 2008

Some LAUGH to SharE

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.

Q: What's the height of recycling?
A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.

Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front.



syukur said...

Axim patut label entry ni with caution 18SX...
Ambooiii.seksi giler... nav bar baru ni...hangat..hangat.. hai musim mengawan ker si axim ni..apa ke hal ni yob?? he he..

To comment on this, on your questions and answers :
1) Some men not searching for holes.. in reality..they be the hole..have to accept the fact... world nowadays.
2) Women with obesity, thyroid prob. and Polycystic Ovarian syndrome sometimes only has period once in 3 to 4 months dude. they'll be damn poor man according to u.
3)well it looks like both inter-related, huh???
4)well....mmm i think this new method is yuck...more hospital admission for women with urinary tract infection and pelvic inflammatory diseases la man.
5)Aaa.. a humiliation to doctorsss.. he he.. Shah dengan Chen mesti tak setuju jugak.. that lady needs a clean up of her earwax ASAP.
6)That's why the woman wears a skirt.. she enjoyed the hand to be there..
7) eeerrrr. it Tarzan's front tail that longggg ??

Ha ha ha ... sorry to all.. Axim yang start dulu tau.. menambah nambah jer ni. Pasti banyak komen kau dapat ni Axim.. Berdekah dekah aku gelak. Cheers up my day..TQ

Lily.Lulu. said...

aiks .. hitam sudah !!
i loikeee !! :)
hitam senang nak baca ...
dan nampak lagi kemas ..

lily suka tgk tagged axim kat atas tuh
niceeeeeee ;)

Zoulkieflie said...

Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: The boy friend's hand.


btw,betul kata Lili,lebih muda untuk di baca..penggunaan warna yang menarik..:P

Ziana said...

eh eh rumah nih dah renovate ek?


pearlEJ said...

Happy weekend too! :D

shahril aley said...

suke Q & A no 1 & 3 tu....

skrg ni ko dah kemaruk nak masuk musim mengawan ke? hehehe

dah buat renovation nampak....
nice bro :)

bluecrystaldude said...

ish, teruja plak aku bace komen yang pertame nih.. trus aku nak tgk blog die... haha

weh, my tail in front too!

axim said...

syukur----->wah wah wah panjang plak komen ni kan..hehe...saja jer just some laugh to share...joke joke cam ni at least can make us smile..skang berubah angin plak..hitam itu menawan..

Lily---->u like dat baby?i like it too....:D

axim said...

zoul---->wah bab bab tangan masuk kain cepat jer ko yek zoul...haha...motif sangat kan...hitam kan bergaya..haha

Ziana---->renovate sebab da bosan ngan umah lama yang tersangat dull itu...

axim said...

Ej---->have a nice weekend ya K.EJ..:D

Aley--->haah,da masuk musim mengawan nih...aku kegersangan..haha

axim said...

blue---->i'm afraid i'm aware of dat haziq..:D

Nikli said...

Hitam itu menawan
Nice Tag/Banner atas tuh..
Great Job..


Have A Great Time Buddy..!!
Hahhaa, i like this entry..

axim said...

nikli---->tq for da comliment buddy...saja nak tukar angin plak..haha..u too have a great time ok...take care..:D

aNgRiAni said...

salam...selau nengok nick axim kat blog lily...hehehehhe

lawakz weiii yang tarzan tu...ekor kat depan...LOL

aNgRiAni said...

mesti best kan madeofhonor tu? jeleszner...dah tengokkk!!! nak tengok gaks....uwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

axim said...

Angriani---->jangan jelesss k...dah dah,satgi pi tengok wooo citer tuh....

shahril aley said...

wah alang2 dah gersang pi la jumpe kekasih hati kat puchong tu....

die sentiasa menantikan kehadiran kau yang gagah perkasa lagi kacak ni :)

axim said...

Aley--->errrkkk sejak bila la aku ada kekasejh hati kat puchong nih...ko jangan wat spekulasi okeh..haha...wei kat umah ker tuh?

aNgRiAni said...

okey...axim...gue udah added link kamu...hiksss...

nice to know you...jom makan steamboat...riani banjer :-p

axim said...

angriani---->nice to know you to...
waahhh makn steamboat yer...tak aci nih ajak ajak ayam jek..haha


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